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Why the fuck did I ever stop seeing Brooke Bailey?! Seriously ***, give your head a shake. WTF? I don’t really have an answer other than it had more to do with where I was at than anything about her. Since exiting CAF, my life has taken a number of “interesting” turns. I still pop in every once in a while but, for the most part, have returned to my regular life. Due to a number of serendipitous events, Brooke and I reconnected first electronically and then live twice. As it happens, our sexual tastes have both changed a bit and we are very close in what we like and are curious about. Because of that, I opted for the Premium experience on both occasions.

I have gone on and on in the past about Brooke, talking about her looks, her strength of character, her positive energy, her sensuality, and her overall sex appeal. For more information, read the reviews here and on her website. What struck me since getting reacquainted, is that my day is so much better before, during, and after seeing her. I was processing why exactly that was and then I heard something on a podcast. The speaker said, “Sex in its best form is fun, pleasurable, connected, and intimate.” Bingo! That was it!

Fun? Always. We laugh with and at each other every single time. Usually it’s because of something I said or did but this past time, I got her too.

Pleasurable? For sure. As much as I strive to be in the moment and in tune with what my body is feeling, she is right there with me. The result is intense.

Connected? We have always had some kind of chemistry, so feeling that connection is amazing when things are in high gear.

Intimate? Very. When two people are in sync with their sexual preferences and tastes, and can fully let go, great things can happen.

Don’t worry, I am not letting my feelings muddy things up here. Age difference aside, I know what we have and what we don’t. It’s cool how Brooke knows I am her biggest cheerleader and that she is self assured enough to be OK it.

I am not “back’ per se, but am writing this to encourage anyone who hasn’t seen her yet, to reach out to her asap. And to those who have seen her in the past, reconnect with her, and if it has been awhile, I am sure you will be asking “Why the fuck did I ever stop seeing Brooke Bailey?!

Thanks Brooke Bailey, the one and only, fungirledmonton!

Your number 1 fan, ********

~Bronze member

Brooke Bailey - I’m Speechless I’m not going to give any details about our date but, without a doubt, Brooke is easily one of the most beautiful women that I’ve ever met.

She’s also kind, funny and sweet.

Her pictures are amazing but I’m being honest when I say that she’s somehow even more gorgeous and sexier in person.

I could go on for hours about Brooke.

Seriously, if you want to meet a true Queen, contact Brooke and you won’t regret it. But please, treat her good. You’ll see her appreciation and it will be the best time you’ve had.

~Bronze member

Brooke Bailey (Fungirledmonton) is Amazing I had a wonderful experience with the lovely Brooke Bailey today and I couldn't be more glad to have taken the plunge and booked with her. When I went on her website and saw her pictures, I was infatuated. When I arrived in her incall, I was speechless. She looked even more beautiful than her pics and safe to say, I was mesmerized. We had a lovely time chatting for a bit before I took a shower, after that was the main event. Ms. Bailey is very talented in the bedroom and as she says, is a pleaser. I can personally attest to that as she more than met my expectations. I was a bit nervous meeting her after seeing her pictures but I was able to settle in quickly and had a lovely time. I was looking for a GFE and she provided nothing short of that. After the main event, I was able to chat with Brooke for a while and it was lovely to just get to know a bit more about her and converse. Her personality is amazing and her brain is just as sophisticated as her. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with her and I can't wait to book again. Thank you so much for the wonderful time Ms. Brooke Bailey.

~Bronze member

Brooke Bailey is definitely a Fun Girl in Edmonton

This morning I woke up with a desire to see someone today. Usually I would check to see if Twyla at Mint Care is available but it looks like she hasn't been on the schedule for some time. I had seen Brooke's ads and reviews in the past and was always tempted to reach out. But lately I haven't engaged in this hobby much over the last several months due to some personal disappointments. Although I will say that I have enjoyed seeing Twyla as she is a gem and will continue to see her. Anyways, I've digressed. I impulsively texted Brooke, figuring it was probably a bit of a long shot for a same day session but she responded very quickly and we agreed to meet her at her incall. Her texts were pleasant and quick (not that I expect it quick) which was a pleasant surprise. We agreed on her extreme GFE menu and boy am I glad I did. Got to her condo and she opens the door with this gorgeous smile. It was actually one of the things that attracted me to her ad in the first place but also just beautiful from head to toe with natural curves in all the right places. I was just coming from work related activities and requested that I take a quick shower. I get into the bedroom and there is 2 glasses and a bottle of red wine waiting for us. What a nice unexpected touch. I've only experienced that with 2 other women before (whom I adore) but they are in the States. Before we partake in our wine tasting, she starts to kiss me and she has the most luscious lips to boot. We then sit by the bed, converse and drink a glass of wine each, then put down our glasses and start to go at it. All I can say is I'm glad I met her today. She really gets into the session which is great because there is nothing worse than being with a woman who is not that interested. Her bj was simply out of this world and easily one of the best I have ever experienced. I'm getting hard just thinking about it. Second round consisted more bj, daty, and multiple positions. She definitely did not rush me out the door as I noticed that we were a little bit over on time. After I showered, she walked me to the door, gave me several more kisses and hugs. I would HIGHLY recommend anyone who was contemplating seeing her. The only thing that would have made the session better is if there were 2 of her.

~Bronze member

I had the opportunity to meet Brooke Bailey at Elite Retreat recently. I'll begin my review by saying this: I now know what her previous reviewers were talking about. Do I ever. No pictures of her, no words that I can think of, could come close to capturing how beautiful Brooke is. I guess you could say she has that girl-next-door look -- if, that is, you live next door to the world's hottest modeling agency. Her eyes, her smile, her lips all exude a warm, erotic beauty that is unique. And, to borrow a phrase from John Mayer, her body is a wonderland she has such soft curves, smooth skin, beautifully-sloped shoulders, and breasts that will make men weep with joy (try to hold that weeping back until you get to your car, btw).

And, it turns out that she is also a sweetheart. She is so kind! She was sultry and fully-engaged in providing me with the best experience I could imagine. She is educated, smart, funny, well-travelled and genuinely interested in making your time with her memorable. Her service was ... well, her service was absolutely incredible. She provided me with erotic pleasures that I had pretty much forgotten existed, to be honest. She is adventurous and generous, and despite my own performance limitations, she made me feel fantastic.

I know this review doesn't have all the details that some readers like. So you will just have to trust me: Brooke Bailey is a man's dream come true, in my opinion. Her beauty, her friendliness and her authentic kindness were only just the beginning of a session I won't soon forget. My biggest problem now is figuring out how I will get to sleep tonight with all of those images of her resonating in my mind.

~Bronze member

It actually kills me to write this review because Brooke is such a special woman that I didnt want to share... And wish I could keep her all to myself, but it wouldnt be fair to her.

I first saw her add on LL and reached out. She responded quite fast with answers to all my questions, but for some reason at the time I just couldnt pull the trigger. About a week later I noticed an add from Brooke here on CAF so I figured that she has to be real and texted her again. Brooke responded again in no time at all and to my surprise remembered me. We setup a time and before I knew it I was on my way to see her.

I arrived at the downtown apartment and texted her to let her know I was there. She called me and told me where to meet her. I was honestly starting to get nervous because I wasnt sure what to expect, but as soon as I rounded the corner and seen this gorgeous woman standing at the door, I definitely felt better. She was super bubbly and was happy to meet me. We made our way up to her place and was subtly checking her out the whole time. Her apartment was clean and done up nicely, and it was later out kind of neat too.

She led to the washroom / bedroom and gave me a chance to freshen up. After checking my smile in the mirror I mosied on over into the bedroom. Brooke met me in there and I think she could tell I was still nervous so she planet some sweet sweet kisses on me and then graciously offered me some wine. While enjoyed our wine together we chatted a for a little bit. Before I knew it my pants shot off and my face was deep in her voluptuous bosom. Then things started to get real hot when I experienced her incredible oral skills. What made it so nice was that it felt sensual, no jack hammering or chicken choking.

I would have been plenty content with that for the rest of our time. But somehow she new I hadnt experienced a woman before... after a few seconds and the fastest protection sling shot I ever seen, she jumped on top of me and I was in for the ride of my life. I cant remember much because I was having both my minds blow at the same time and quite possibly fainted for a moment. As fast it started it was over and felt a bit bad that it didnt do much for her. She was a good sport about it all and even helped me clean up.

We shared a few more kisses and finished our wine with some more really nice conversation.

Brooke is an incredible woman with out of this word looks that didnt watch the clock. The whole time I was with her I felt like I was her number one priority. She also didnt watch the clock and stay up late for me.

If you have a chance to see her definitely do it and make sure to treat her right. 10/10 across the board.

~Bronze member

Oh Brooke Bailey, Brooke Bailey, Brooke Bailey.

When I left my first session last Friday with Brooke Bailey, besides inadvertantly saying "I love you", also said that I'll see her sometime in September. Well, her effect on my mind (and other parts) continued well into the weekend that, on Sunday night, I was texting her to set up a time for today. So much for waiting.

When setting up my appointment I was bold and made a request. It wasn't anything outrageous (an outfit request and an activity to start the session) but it is out of character for me. Brooke made me feel so comfortable last time, and we had so much fun together, I thought why not. She was quick to reply yes with a suggestion to make it even better. The fact that she did that made me even more excited. Now to wait 5 days. Tick, tick, tick.

This morning, before I could send a text telling her I was on my way, Brooke texted me! Unlike after last Friday's time together, I drove safely but quickly AND didn't lose my car once (see last review). I arrived at her incall and was again taken aback by her beauty even though I checked out her Twitter and YouTube video since last time. The greeting was a little more intimate than last time and we chatted for a couple of minutes. The activity request was for us to makeout for awhile before I showered. Despite 5 days of anticipation building in my mind, Brooke took whatever I was imagining to the next level. Lips pressed together, hands exploring, bodies rubbing, this was an all-out teenage makeout session. After a while, I had to peel myself away to get undressed and showered. Brooke waited to take her stuff off until I got back. Thank you Brooke! I won't call what happened next "the main activities" because I don't want to diminish what took place before. It was awesome (YMMV). I won't go into details but I can say the heat certainly didn't go down at all. We chatted some more afterwards and she even hung around me talking while I reshowered and got dressed. I loved that.

I have told her all of the ways I find her beautiful inside and out. She is just so engaging, it's hard to put into words. It's like she knows how gorgeous she is to give her confidence but mixed with a little doubt or humility that she is not arrogant. She can still blush at a compliment. A very sexy combination and I am smitten.

I didn't get behind the wheel right after but rather, grabbed a coffee and decompressed for awhile. I did not say "See you in September" this time because, after all, there's still 4 days left. Oh Brooke Bailey, Brooke Bailey, Brooke Bailey.

~Bronze member

Brooke Bailey. More amazing than ever.

Brooke Bailey is back in Edmonton and I was lucky enough to see her for a two hour get together. What can I say that I haven't said before? She's amazing. I didn't realize how much I missed her until I saw her sparkling eyes and bright smile peeking from behind the door as I entered her new and upscale in-call. I was so distracted by that look, that I didn't even notice what or how little she was wearing. It didn't take me long to notice though. Her bedroom is nice and bright and she has a new massage table, which we tried out extensively. I won't say that our time together went by way too fast. Instead I'll say it went by fast AND I enjoyed every second of it. There were times when I couldn't believe I was there with her. She is so positive, upbeat, and also very sensual. We can be in the middle of something hot and steamy and still bust out laughing at something, usually something I did or said unintentionally. At least I have finally learned to laugh at my foibles.

Good sexual connection takes two, and Brooke is comfortable saying what she wants. I value that trust we've developed with each other. We can express ourselves without fear or judgement. When barriers are removed, wonderful things can happen and today, with Brooke, they definitely did.

~Bronze member

I would be remiss if I did not provide a review. Brooke was passing through Calgary before Xmas on her way to the Chuk. She happily accommodated my request to come to my place and hang out. I must say that even with the cold snowy weather she showed up dressed unbelievably smoldering hot in a tight short dress that underneath had - not much but her hot full on hip hop babe body. She proceeded to devour me. I had trouble keeping up. But when Brooke is fired up - hold on - you might get a 1000 dollar speeding ticket on a highway outside Edmonton - but the ride in this smoking customized BMW is well worth it. Thx Brooke. And I mean it. Boys, fire up this beauty. Brooke is available at Elite Retreat or at her own fab incall. All class.

~Bronze member

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